A fabulous secret Santa or white elephant coworker exchange party gift, or a discreet message for someone who keeps stealing your parking spot, these pencils convey one of the worst culinary sorrows to befall one, the overcooked burnt bacon curse... it is totally a thing, and now you have the power to cast it. Use it wisely.
these pencils are engraved with the following phrase:
MAY ALL YOUR BACON BURN
brown pencil body
Engraved in USA
Let fellow victims of the coworker lunch thief in on the secret... send them to The Carbon Crusader!