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May all your bacon burn ( 3 pencil pack )

May all your bacon burn ( 3 pencil pack )

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A fabulous secret Santa or white elephant coworker exchange party gift, or a discreet message for someone who keeps stealing your parking spot, these pencils convey one of the worst culinary sorrows to befall one, the overcooked burnt bacon curse... it is totally a thing, and now you have the power to cast it. Use it wisely.


these pencils are engraved with the following phrase:


MAY ALL YOUR BACON BURN

#2 lead
brown pencil body
Engraved in USA
Measures 7.5"
Not sharpened

Let fellow victims of the coworker lunch thief in on the secret... send them to The Carbon Crusader!

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