There are people who want a tepid existence, safety and boredom. There are others who are here for something a little less predictable and a bit more tempestuous. This pen is for the theatrical variety. It's been said ice water runs in my veins, so I need dramatic people to keep things interesting. If that's you, enjoy this pen and also: thank you for keeping things amusing. There's always a seat at my table for your theatrics.
The following pen reads:
I'M HERE FOR THE DRAMA
Stylus end means cleaner screens!
Black ink inside
Clip allows you to wear this pen as a fancy accessory--and let people know how you feel about theatrics.
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