If you’re about to quit your job with people you can’t stand and you need a funny pen to get you through your days, get this pen. Bonus: when you quit you can just leave it somewhere and they will get the message
The following pen reads:
I HATE ALL OF YOU
Stylus end means cleaner screens!
Clip allows you to wear this pen as a fancy accessory
Black ink inside
Accountants need pens too... by The Carbon Crusader!