unattended children will be taught a summoning circle, and given a goat Sticker

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Keep it weird (and hilarious) with this bold 3-inch round vinyl sticker featuring two cheerful vintage kids, a warning no one expects, and a whole lot of occult mischief.

 

Sticker text: “Unattended children will be taught a summoning circle & given a goat.”

 

Perfect for:

 

  • Witchy moms
  • Chaotic babysitters
  • Teachers with a dark sense of humor
  • Anyone who loves goats, vintage kitsch, or casting spells

 

 

Stick it on your laptop, water bottle, grimoire, or broomstick — wherever warnings should come with a punchline.

 

✨ Details:

 

  • Size: 3 inches round
  • Finish: Weatherproof, waterproof, and scratch-resistant vinyl
  • Aesthetic: Retro vintage, witchy humor, dark cottagecore

 

 

This is the sticker your inner goblin auntie has been waiting for. Chaos? Authorized.