an assortment sweary quotes for your favorite carpenter or wood worker.
These pencils read:
THIS SHIT AIN'T FREE
FUCKITY FUCKING FUCK
STOP STEALING MY FUCKING PENCIL
I AM A FUCKING PROFESSIONAL
SHUT UP, I'M WORKING
I'M A FUCKING GENIUS
#2 lead
wood pencil body
Engraved in USA
Measures 7.5”
Not sharpened
Sent to you wrapped in sealed cello, in a padded envelope.
Keep your carpenter happy... give them pencils by The Carbon Crusader!