I was asked recently if I had any inappropriate quotes for carpenters, and I didn’t so… I made these by customer request. Enjoy!
These pencils read:
I’m a fucking genius
Shut up, I’m working
fuck this shit
This shit won’t build itself
I build dreams one board at a time
I’m sorry for what I said when I was sanding
Natural unvarnished wood pencil body
Engraved in USA
Sent to you wrapped in sealed cello, in a padded envelope.
Keep your carpenter happy... give them pencils by The Carbon Crusader!