slightly sweary assorted quotes carpenter pencils in multi wood (6 Pencil Set)

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 I was asked recently if I had any inappropriate quotes for carpenters, and I didn’t so… I made these by customer request. Enjoy!


These pencils read:


I’m a fucking genius

Shut up, I’m working

fuck this shit

 This shit won’t build itself

I build dreams one board at a time

I’m sorry for what I said when I was sanding 


#2 lead
Natural unvarnished wood pencil body
Engraved in USA
Measures 7.5”
Not sharpened

Sent to you wrapped in sealed cello, in a padded envelope.


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