If you know, you know
The following pen reads:
YIPPEE KI YAY MOTHERFUCKER
Twist open/closed
Stylus end means cleaner screens!
Black ink inside
Clip allows you to wear this pen as a fancy accessory--who needs a tie? Pens say "I am smart AND fashionable."
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