not you guillermo pen stylus in black with black ink

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for the world’s best but most underappreciated assistant/minion we have created the following pen.

Because it doesn’t matter how many chocolate covered espresso beans you eat, how much holy water you spray on the infernal beasts you conquer for your overlords… An assistant’s job is never done.


This pen says: 


Pen stylus twists open and closed

Black ink cartridge inside


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