Got about 17 items on your to-do list, but find yourself trying to stall like a distracted creep? I have been there, frequently. This phrase is short, snappy, and gets me going again, and it may help you too--therefore for heaven's sake, use it and stay the course, people.
The following pen reads:
Stylus end means cleaner screens!
Black ink inside
Clip allows you to wear this pen as a fancy accessory--you know you want to.
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