FRESH OUT OF GIVE A FUCK (Pen with Smart Phone Stylus)

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There are days where your fuck well has run completely dry and crazy ass hats surrounding you are asking from blood for your depleted veins. Exhausting, I know. Don't open the vein for dehydrated vampires, let them know you're fresh out... but full of ass whoop if they want some of that instead. ;)

The following pen reads:


Twist open/closed
Stylus end means cleaner screens!
Black ink inside

Clip allows you to wear this pen as a fancy accessory--who needs a tie? Pens say "I am smart AND fashionable."

Guard your fucks like a motherfucking dragon. Use products by The Carbon Crusader!