Inspired by your ex, your jerk neighbor who keeps stealing your parking spot, and anyone else who has annoyed you.
Darken an enemy’s day. We will send this to anyone you want and won’t bust you out.
The following pen reads:
FUCK YOU IN PARTICULAR
Stylus end means cleaner screens!
Black ink inside
Clip allows you to wear this pen as a fancy accessory--who needs a tie? Pens say "I am smart AND fashionable
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