Are you entirely done with the noise and baloney in your office, paperwork, classrooms and every other area of your life? No need to flip a table and storm out--clutch this pen, write out your escape plan, and let it go! This listing is for one black pen with the phrase:
FUCK THIS SHIT
Pen contains black ink
stylus end means cleaner screens!
twist open/shut
features a clip so you can wear it for a subtle hint to others
Custom options available in our shop!
No more boring pens! The Carbon Crusader is here to save your supplies one pen at a time!