There are only so many hours in the day and so many fucks to give. Society is set up where the noisiest bullshit rises fastest, and the distractions seem to multiply by the day--most of it more excruciatingly pointless than the last. My friends, it's time to take a pen, a sword, and your fucking boundaries, and separate ourselves from the dumb shit. Write down what you need to focus on each day with this motherfucking pen, and then check it off. If it's not on the list to give a fuck about, it's dumb. Elegant and simple solution, right? Implement the fuck out of it.
The following pen reads:
FUCK THE DUMB SHIT
Twist open/closed
Stylus end means cleaner screens!
Black ink inside
Clip allows you to wear this pen as a fancy accessory--and let people know where you stand.
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