⚓ Got sailor’s humor and a toolbox to match? Meet your new favorite pencil set. These heavy-duty carpenter pencils are perfect for sea dogs, weekend boaters, salty woodworkers, and anyone who enjoys a good nautical pun.
This set includes 6 engraved pencils in bold, colorful shades, each featuring a cheeky message:
- KNOT TODAY SATAN
- HULL YEAH
- SHIP HAPPENS
- MEASURE TWICE, CURSE FREQUENTLY
- KNOT YOUR AVERAGE CARPENTER
- GET YOUR SHIP TOGETHER
🛠 Durable carpenter shape
🖊 Engraved, not printed – the snark lasts as long as the lead
🌈 Comes in a rainbow of colors
🇺🇸 #2 lead, made in the USA
🚫 Not pre-sharpened. That part’s on you.
These make hilarious gifts for boat lovers, nautical nerds, sarcastic builders, or anyone who knows their way around a dock and a double entendre.
Perfect for:
– Boat mechanics
– Sailors & shipwrights
– Beach house guests
– Father’s Day, birthdays, or “just because you cussed out a boat” gifts.
Now get your ship together and add to cart.