Nautical Carpenter Pencil Set – Funny Engraved Pencils for Sailors, Shipwrights & Smartasses (Set of 6)

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⚓ Got sailor’s humor and a toolbox to match? Meet your new favorite pencil set. These heavy-duty carpenter pencils are perfect for sea dogs, weekend boaters, salty woodworkers, and anyone who enjoys a good nautical pun.

 

This set includes 6 engraved pencils in bold, colorful shades, each featuring a cheeky message:

 

  • KNOT TODAY SATAN
  • HULL YEAH
  • SHIP HAPPENS
  • MEASURE TWICE, CURSE FREQUENTLY
  • KNOT YOUR AVERAGE CARPENTER
  • GET YOUR SHIP TOGETHER

 

 

🛠 Durable carpenter shape

🖊 Engraved, not printed – the snark lasts as long as the lead

🌈 Comes in a rainbow of colors

🇺🇸 #2 lead, made in the USA

🚫 Not pre-sharpened. That part’s on you.

 

These make hilarious gifts for boat lovers, nautical nerds, sarcastic builders, or anyone who knows their way around a dock and a double entendre.

 

Perfect for:

– Boat mechanics

– Sailors & shipwrights

– Beach house guests

– Father’s Day, birthdays, or “just because you cussed out a boat” gifts.

 

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