there’s a 98% chance of sarcasm today (Pen with Smart Phone Stylus)

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The perfect gift for your favorite coworker, who always makes you laugh or your sibling who is a deadpan snarker… or to remind people of who you are exactly when they ask to borrow your pen. 

this pen says:


there’s a 98% chance of sarcasm today

Pen contains black ink

stylus end means cleaner screens!

twist open/shut

features a clip so you can wear it for a subtle hint to others


Custom options available in our shop!


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