For those of us who don't take ourselves too seriously, there are two main reasons for doing anything: character development and plot advancement. Because let's be real, life can get pretty dull without a little excitement.
The following pen reads:
Do it for the plot
Twist open/closed
Stylus end means cleaner screens!
Black ink inside
Clip allows you to wear this pen as a fancy accessory--and let people know where you stand.
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