Keep it weird (and hilarious) with this bold 3-inch round vinyl sticker featuring two cheerful vintage kids, a warning no one expects, and a whole lot of occult mischief.
Sticker text: “Unattended children will be taught a summoning circle & given a goat.”
Perfect for:
- Witchy moms
- Chaotic babysitters
- Teachers with a dark sense of humor
- Anyone who loves goats, vintage kitsch, or casting spells
Stick it on your laptop, water bottle, grimoire, or broomstick — wherever warnings should come with a punchline.
✨ Details:
- Size: 3 inches round
- Finish: Weatherproof, waterproof, and scratch-resistant vinyl
- Aesthetic: Retro vintage, witchy humor, dark cottagecore
This is the sticker your inner goblin auntie has been waiting for. Chaos? Authorized.