Are the people in your life practicing their whiny, demanding voice? Did someone try to guilt trip you for not dropping everything to listen to them complain about the same problem they have shared 20 times a day for the last two years? You don't have to explain your indifference. Show them these pencils.
these pencils are engraved with the following phrase:
ZERO FUCKS GIVEN
red pencil body
Engraved in USA
Let other no fuck givers in on the secret... send them to The Carbon Crusader