For days when you are surrounded by people caring loudly about stuff you cannot even fake an interested face about, we present the following pencils. Quietly appear to be writing thoughtful notes whilst secretly laughing to yourself about your indifference.

these pencils are engraved with the phrase:

WHO CARES?

#2 lead

Orange pencil body

Engraved in USA

Measures 7.5"

Not sharpened

Show them you secretly do care... send them to The Carbon Crusader