For those times it is time to get down to business hatching plans to level the playing field we present the following pencils engraved with the phrase:

QUIETLY PLOTTING YOUR DOWNFALL

Gray pencil body
USA engraved
#2 lead
7.5" in length
Not sharpened.
Mailed in cello wrap in a padded mailer!

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