Are you frequently surrounded by people who are insufferable, obnoxious, rude and irritating? Do you often have to feign a smile that makes your face feel like overly chewed gum at the end of the day? Need a reason to laugh, so you don't eventually snap and start crying in public whilst coloring on your own face with a marker? These pencils are here to help you stay sane when the world around you went crazy.


these pencils are engraved with the following phrases:


does not play well with stupid people
someone make the muggles stop
I don't fucking care
Behold all the fucks I don't give
No time for your bullshit
Why are you talking to me?



#2 lead

Maroon pencil body

 Engraved in USA

 Measures 7.5"

 Not sharpened






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