If you're surrounded by people who do not understand your magnificent ways, all you have to do is clutch this pencil and repeat the engraving to yourself. You're wonderful, one of a kind, and as magical as a badass unicorn with a horn made of diamonds and rainbows on your forehead. Don't bother conforming, don't dim your sparkle. You're wonderful because you are you!
these pencils are engraved with the phrase:
I'M A MOTHERFUCKING UNICORN
Dark purple pencil body
Engraved in USA
Let fellow unicorns in your unicorn gang... send them to The Carbon Crusader