Everyone as a special someone who pretends they are not hungry when food is ordered. That same someone will eat half of your sandwich and most of your fries, leaving you staring at the greasy spot on your plate where the fries once were, while your stomach growls quietly.


Don't let them fool you again! Give them this card!


This card reads:

I love you.

Now order your own damn fries.


75lb recycled Kraft paper.
Card measures 5" by 7" with ample space for writing it out
Envelope included.
Mailed in cello wrap, padded with cardboard to prevent bending.



Embrace your snarky and romantic side.  Give cards by the Carbon Crusader!

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