Any self aware person has had a moment when they realize, despite being a decent person, there is an inner jerkass that sometimes comes out to play. It happens.
honestly? I'm kind of a dick
Sorry, but also, not.
75lb recycled Kraft paper.
Card measures 5" by 7" with ample space for writing it out
Mailed in cello wrap, padded with cardboard to prevent bending.
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