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Need help expressing your finer feelings? The Carbon Crusader now offers greeting cards for many situations, including those you'd rather laugh about privately. Never again will you lack the words to articulate experiences, from the sweet to the slightly salty. Printed on recycled Kraft paper, they are made in small batches in our home studio with love in the USA.

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I love you. Now order your own damn fries. Kraft greeting card 5 x 7 size

$3.25
Don't you love it when bad haircuts happen to crappy people? Greeting card by The Carbon Crusader.
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Don't you love it when bad haircuts happen to crappy people? Kraft greeting card 5 x 7 size

$3.25
That sounds like a horrible idea with potentially disastrous consequences... greeting card in recycled Kraft paper. 75lb weight
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That sounds like a horrible idea Kraft greeting card 5 x 7 size

$3.25
Honestly? I'm kind of a dick greeting card by The Carbon Crusader. Bonus points for being self aware and honest at least though. ;)
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honestly I'm kind of a dick Kraft greeting card 5 x 7 size

$3.25
You don't need a happy ending if you have a happy journey greeting card by The Carbon Crusader.
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You don't need a happy ending if you have a happy journey. Kraft greeting card 5 x 7 size

$3.25
Well there was only one way to go after losing me greeting card front
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well there was only one way to go after losing me... Kraft greeting card 5 x 7 size

$3.25
Send them a cold sharpy in the mail. This greeting card reads: If you miss me & you wonder if I miss you too...
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If you miss me and you wonder if I miss you... Kraft greeting card 5 x 7 size

$3.25
I like cats, tea, and like 5 people greeting card by The Carbon Crusader. Blank inside!
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I like cats, tea, and like 5 people Kraft greeting card 5 x 7 size

$3.25
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