There are days where your fuck well has run completely dry and crazy ass hats surrounding you are asking from blood for your depleted veins. Exhausting, I know. Don't open the vein for dehydrated vampires, let them know you're fresh out... but full of ass whoop if they want some of that instead. ;)
The following pen reads:
FRESH OUT OF GIVE A FUCK
Stylus end means cleaner screens!
Black ink inside
Clip allows you to wear this pen as a fancy accessory--who needs a tie? Pens say "I am smart AND fashionable."
Guard your fucks like a motherfucking dragon. Use products by The Carbon Crusader!