Bad hair is rarely a laughing matter, but when it happens to someone who is deliberately, loudly unkind and unfriendly... it is accidentally hilarious.
The card reads:
Don't you love it when bad haircuts happen to crappy people?
Card measures 5" by 7" with ample space for writing it out
75lb recycled Kraft paper.
Mailed in cello wrap, padded with cardboard to prevent bending.
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